Reviews
Focused, long-form reviews.
Silent Hill [2006]
Given a totally unfair shake by the community, this movie really is not half bad.
The Green Knight [2021]
Great if viewed with a certain level of esoteric knowledge, terrible is you’re not in the know.
Blood Red Sky [2021]
A good, well conceived action-horror that could have used a little more refinement to be truly memorable.
The Clovehitch Killer [2018]
A great take on the BTK nightmare. If you like serial killer thrillers, this will be one for you.
Fear Street [2021]: Part 1, 2, and 3
Mediocrity in triplicate is still just mediocrity. I look forward to future work by these crews, but these three films are just “fine”.
Pig [2021]
Very boring, very empty. The best part is how cute the pig is.
Gunpowder Milkshake
This movie is uh… terrible. But it didn’t have to be. Why can’t we get good, female-led action films?
Censor [2021]
I love a good directorial debut, and this absolutely fits that category. Check this out for some good, classic horror.
Hunter Hunter [2020]
A stellar film… if you allow yourself to speculate on some things that aren’t really told to you.
I Kill Giants [2017]
Great if you’ve never seen A Monster Calls. Only decent if you have.
Hunt for the Wilderpeople [2016]
Funny but not satisfying.
Castlevania: Season 4
Great ending to a great show.
Love Death + Robots: Season 2
Eh. Not very good, go watch season 1 instead.
Them [2021]
Almost perfect, Them bites off its own head only one episode from the end. Ouch.
Oxygen [2021]
Great and very much worth your time, take a deep breath, because you’re about to be out of Oxygen.
The Wind [2018]
Not one that will stop you in your tracks, The Wind is more likely to just blow on through.
Possessor [2020]
A superb scifi, Brandon Cronenberg’s Possessor is a fantastic time.
Bo Burnham: Inside [2021]
Fantastically introspective, Inside will have you all in your feelings.
Amélie [2001]
Beautiful, moving, and perfectly fantastical, this little love story is not one you should miss.
Never Rarely Sometimes Always [2020]
Calm, cool, and painful, Never Rarely Sometimes Always is a film we shouldn’t need, but still desperately do.